Monday, November 5

The Diary of A Diet


Session I
08:10 - Angela
My name is Angela,
As I comment here to share my happiness with all of the victims of extreme weight.
I have been on a diet for almost 10 minutes and my weight isnt still reduced..

08:16 - Angela
My name is Angela,
As I comment here again to share about my diet process.. I just drank a cup of water and I dont feel like hungry..

08:17 - McCarthy
Hello, I am from Scotland.
I tried this diet and it is really fucking ultra awesome as I lost 7kg in a week and go on girls we will burn all the fat.

08:20 - Angela
My name is Angela,
I just leave a comment here to say that my weight isnt still reduced as I am still 90kg by the way I am 22 and I am 150cm tall.

08:25 - Anonymous
Hello Angela,
I am Paul and a dietician, +327-836-82-03 if you really want to lose weight very quickly then call me.

8:30 - Angela
Hi my name is Angela,
I comment here one more time because almost half an hour passed over my taking up a diet and I still weight 90kg. Is it something wrong with me?

08:32 - Man in Black
Hello guys, this diet is fucking shit at all as i was 70kg early before I took it and now I weight 79kg.

8:39 - Angela
Hi, this is Angela again,
I went to pee and now I weight 89,9kg.

8:40 - Pirates of cunt
Hi Angela,
How much do you boobs weight?

8:41 - Angela
Hi my name is Angela, my eyes are blue and I still weight 89,9kg. What should I do to reduce my weight 60? I am single and home alone.

8:42 - Mary
Hi, I am 12 and I read the comments. I weight 68kg, how does this swaggg diet work? Should I go on a diet? Am I too fat?

8:43 - Doomsday
Hi, I am 90 years old lady from Denmark. Does this diet take the risk of killing a person? I just wondered.

8:50 - Anonymous
I need a great orgasm, hot thin girls please call. +327-836-82-03 Dietician Paul.

8:51 - Waiting for godot
Hello, this diet is like waiting for Godot as I dont lose weight although I try hard, and advice?

08:51 - Mortal Combat
Angela, you are very hot.

8:53 - Angela
Hi my name is Angela,
Pirates of cunt my ass weights 40kg and boobs each of then 20kg. I drank a cup of water again and now I am 90,2 kg.
17:13 - Anonymous
Angela, this is your one hundred and seventy fifth comment and nobody cares your fucking ass calories so shut up and suck my dick... Dietician Paul.

[Not based on a story, I just made it up]
Well either true or not, there are always such crazy and pervert people to show up everywhere.. I am inspired because I am on a diet..

Today I just checked how much am I supposed to weight... Here you see the phases

Yeah I am on my knees and crawling all on the floors by asking for the food :D sometimes I sit and beg as well :DDDD Probably after 103days I will still be crawling on the streets and beg for some food :DDDD

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