Instagram

I just wonder who the hell thought of the name of this application, what was his position and what mood he was in while s/he was giving instagram name or what was her/his state of mind? I didnt search for it really but I got a humorous idea again xD

Just analyzing the name. Who would name instagram how?
Just follow the capital letters and relate.

IN MY OPINION
If the moderator was on a diet:
instaGRam

If the moderator who liked to archieve pictures:
insTAGram

If the moderator who was into too much computers:
instagRAM

If the moderator who was a Turkish pervert:
INstagrAM  [Am means cunt ahahaha]
instagRUB

If the moderator was a saint:
inST.agrAMEN

If the mederator was a gladiator:
INstagROME

If the moderator was a silver searching chemist:
instAGram

If the moderator was stupid teen:
inSWAGram

If the moderator was an extremely talkative person:
iNstAGram

If the moderator was a drunkard:
instagROM

If the moderator was an assassin:
inSTABram

If the moderator was a nude girl:
iNOstaBRAm

If the moderator was a dark hero:
insBATMAN

If the moderator was a lion:
instagRAWR

If the mederator was ancient egyptian sun god:
instagRAm ["Who is the ancient egyptian sun god" was the most common question which I come across while I was dealing with turkish riddles, hahah]

If the mederator was a bully:
inStaPrAM

If the moderator was a railroad driver:
insTagRAM

If the moderator was a failure:
inStUCKgram

If the moderator was obsessive:
inSTUCKram

If the moderator was a baby to be slept in blanket:
INsTUCKram

If the moderator was a wanker:
insFABram

If the moderator was ______ :
inSTUFFram *** [fill the blank with something related as my mind doesnt work for it at all]

If the moderator was swearing dickhead:
in_STFU_DRAMa :DDD

ahahaha I laughed a lot and my imagination exhausted here...

IF YOU HAVE ANY NEW FUNNY AND WITTY SUGGESTION FOR INSTAGRAM THEN PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT SO THAT WE ENJOY, BESIDES I WILL ADD IT INTO LIST

Time Ship - Part II

Not only computers but also mobile phones took the advantage of technology to benefit :)))) Even electronic device boxes got smaller and became more elite and eyecatching...

So I should mention my mobiles that I have used as well. Either I sold them out or they were just broken that is why I couldnt keep them in the hand but I just searched their online pictures :) it really enjoyed me.By the way this is my 10th mobile which I am currently using.

MOBILE CHRONOLOGY

#1 Gsm mobile

my first mobile was something like this but I couldnt even find its proper picture.it had the thinnest external microphone ahah, it really looks like radiophone though.

#2 Ericsson T28

Exactly i had this and it was really cool that I used to love it.

#3 Siemens sl 55

Omg..It was really that small and had an external camera heheh

#4 Nokia 6280 slide

I used to like slide mobiles very much :)

#5 Nokia 6500 slide black

it was my ex bf's gift..But it was broken down so I gave it to service and they couldnt fix it. So they sent it Finland and they couldnt fix it too..So they exhanged it to new one.

#6 Nokia 6500 slide grey

LOL it was the metal color which I was wishing for although my ex gave me black one. Thanx Finland ehehe..

#7 General Mobile

God I must be damn fool to use such an awful mobile after Nokia xD it was heavy and stupid but had pen. It really suffered me as there is no "Silent" mode..it vibrates like hell so I had to shut it down during my class time.By the way I lost it for a day then the next day I found it back as it was under a tree where I dropped. Probably nobody wanted so anyone didnt even bother to take it ahahah.

#8 Nokia 5800 xpressmusic

It was my best mobile so far. Lets say it is primitive and the cheapest iphone xD It doesnt support all applications but skype, fring, twitter, facebook, foursquare and whatsapp were working with it.. And the best part of it was extra strong speakers to enjoy music with high quality. Highly enough for me and 3.2 megapixel camera wasnt that bad really, hehehe..

#9 Samsung gt s5620

My bro in law gave it to me. It is not that functional but I liked the widgets. It has strong speaker too. Probably the best samsung which has the sexiest ringtones.My favourite samsung ringtone is "the secret only4U"

Number #10 Samsung Galaxy S III

Well this mobile is such an epic, the first time when I saw it on a stand was in August 20th. But I couldnt have chance to check it out.. Few weeks later my Finnish friend mentioned.I was in between iphone5 and samsung s3 for a long time and I read comparison comments online and made up my mind to buy.Currently I am using and no regrets :D such an awesome smart mobile with awesome features and applications that will surprise you.. The only missing, It doesnt have such cool ringtones and you cant have we♥it as an app xD but it is not such a big deal (but it is for Cashew and me hahah). Anyway, I love my baby !!

Time Ship - Part I

Whole day I have been trying to tidy up my bedroom and I found back the stuff which I was thinking I already lost them.. They all were somewhere, either left behind the clothes or in boxes of course.. All of them made me smile at all.

So welcome to my ship, I am the captain and I will take you such a journey that goes back to 1998s. Ready? Then lets go.

First of all I should mention that I have had many electronic devices since my childhood as I follow technology somehow.

Everthing began when I have founded this

Yeah my braun toothbrush and I never used it though because i wasnt that patient at nights to wait for charging it xD

Here is my first external webcam and modem.. they reminded me of my dad as they were my 13th birthday gift from him :) Probably they are still working.

My first CD when I was 4 :)
#2 - Reel for Real - I like to move it
#4 - Scatman - I'm the scatman
I just remember their rows hehe..

My 2nd CD when I was 7..My favourite was #5 Billy Ocean - Love really hurts without you ^^
Ohh Just noticed that John Travolta is in the album xD

Well, these CDs have such a funny&serious story. I was 8 and went to supermarket to buy newspaper.Market staff just gave me these CDs to watch. I just read "Günlük" (Diary) part and I never checked the picture nor the writing "the diary of a sex addict" on it. If I read I wouldnt understand either. At home I just put it DVD and watched a bit. My sister noticed it and shut the TV. Actually sexual scenes are not shown.

My toshiba satellite..I used it from my 10s to 14s.It is still working and connects internet :D but extremely slow heheh.It has windows97 as I remember.

My Compaq.I used it from my 14s to 17s. It is still working too..It has windowsXP.

My HP. I used it from my 18s to 22s.. it has windowsVista and I really hate it. It works from time to time for 10mins and shuts down hehe..

My Babies, technology came this far within 12 years.

My printer Hp Deskjet 3745.Well it has colorful and black ink section and it is still working although I didnt suit it to my new laptop..I used it from my 15s to 17s.

Another proof for the technology..Highly smaller memory cards.

And remote control of my HP.. Well I was using it while watching movie on my laptop but my pc is not working anymore T_T

From right to left: Turkish, Dutch, Chinese/American plugs.It always makes me crazy, why do we all have to use different plugs? @#$% Upside down pictures are mind blowing right? hahahah