Which One Is Your Favourite, You Decide
1. Once, I sent one of my friend eurovision song of Bulgaria and she turned the volume up and began to listen to it.Actually it was a weird song.. At that time her roommate was taking a shower, she suddenly went out of shower with bathrobe on her and asked what the hell is she doing, she answered that she is listening to a music from Bulgaria.. and she asked ''Who is Bulgaria??'' LOL, I answered her that Bulgaria is a cool and handsome man then we burst into laughter....2. When I was in highschool, one of my classmate looked into my eyes and asked ''Beyza, how do you think I can make you inlove with me??'' well it was a girl so ı couldn't answer it all...
3. Last night I asked my elder sister to ask me a question at all and the first thing came to her mind that Who kissed your mother?? '' what the hell??? lol Isn't she her mother as well ?? :D
4. I was going course with one of my friend when I was around 17,so the manager of the course was someone religious, we were lifting up with elevator and there was a weird ♪ sign on one of the bottoms. So my friend asked ''If I push the button then would it play a hymn/psalm?? '' which made me laugh out till I reached the class..
5. I was 8 and playing in the yard and my friend asked ''Beyza, did you go WC before tomorrow happens??'' I still cannot give it a certain meaning but I think she meant that she waited me outside so much.. hahahaha
6. Actually I have urinary tract infection... So I used to see a doctor so often when I was around my 16s.. once the doctor asked ''If I have ever had an affair with a guy??'' it was not a weird question but he asked about it near my mom :DDDDDDDDDD
7. Again I was in doctor's place :D and before me there was a patient..I heard some voices like 'yeah baby, yeah yeah yeah :D' from ultrasound room!! so I thought for a while that the doctor is raping someone over there etc :D and it was my ultrasound turn ... I hesitated to come in but I felt relieved when I noticed the paitent was a little baby at all :D I lay on the sickbed and he asked 'are you gonna unzip your jean?'..that is not the weird question but after all he pressed the ultrasound device on my belly so hard that caused a lot of pain... and then he smiled and asked ''Can you speak English so count back from 10, Does it hurt?''.. Actually I couldnt relate two questions but I answered in English ''yeah fuck you, you hurt''
8. A girl from facebook ''Can I add you?? As my brother liked your look so much''.. I answered like that: ''then why don't you brother add me himself??'' :D NO answer back :DDDDDD
9. In optician's, I was holding my broken spectacles by telling one of the staff that it is broken and I doubt that someone stepped on it.. he asked ''Is it really broken??'' ( I actually wanted to answer him ' nah it is not broken, I am just here to drink a cup of tea ) ehehehehe..When I came back home, mom was like that '' Are you back??'' Nah mom I am not back, this is just a ghost !!!
10. My niece when she was around 9 ( at that time I was 13) just asked ''Auntie, what would happen if you were born later than me, so were you gonna call me auntie this time then??'' I couldn't exactly answer because I was a kid myself too... but I asked mom for the answer... ahahah you can never guess how did she answer but I am not gonna mention it....
TO BE CONTINUED :))))
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